The Satellite of Love

You're gonna have one confused kid on fathers ...

2012-02-14T14:20:18.671-06:00

You're gonna have one confused kid on fathers day too....

Yee Haw!!!

2012-02-12T16:38:23.868-06:00

Yee Haw!!!

I think she has been dead for a couple of years an...

2011-07-28T10:06:51.698-05:00

I think she has been dead for a couple of years and has just been coasting on the meth fumes and residual heroin/cocaine in her system. Good to see you back, sir.

I ride a bus numbered 666 to school. It's kind...

2011-05-25T13:55:48.734-05:00

I ride a bus numbered 666 to school. It's kind of funny in a way.

All righty then.

2011-04-28T13:17:53.327-05:00

All righty then.

Homo Devil Machine is my new band name.

2011-04-21T09:43:49.944-05:00

Homo Devil Machine is my new band name.

Leslie, Im with you. In no way does Ground Puppy ...

2011-04-15T19:48:31.155-05:00

Leslie, Im with you. In no way does Ground Puppy sound appealing. Not in a train, not in the rain. Not in a box and not with a fox.

Here's one for your consideration... http://ww...

2011-04-15T19:42:32.408-05:00

Here's one for your consideration...
http://www.lesliehawes.com/blackdog/?p=220

Carve that possum, by gawd.

2011-04-15T19:32:40.734-05:00

Carve that possum, by gawd.

So true.

2011-03-23T10:47:30.839-05:00

So true.

To be fair, I was drunk and he told me it was fren...

2011-03-10T12:23:46.523-06:00

To be fair, I was drunk and he told me it was french fries or something.

I forced Agent Cooper to eat his beard once. Thin...

2011-03-10T07:54:14.248-06:00

I forced Agent Cooper to eat his beard once. Things have never been the same.

Ive heard about that RS article. I will def pick ...

2011-03-09T18:26:11.322-06:00

Ive heard about that RS article. I will def pick that up. Thanks Chewie

Looks like some asshole in a GNR cover band. If y...

2011-03-08T13:43:14.287-06:00

Looks like some asshole in a GNR cover band. If you get a chance get your hands on the newest Rolling Stone. It has an excellent excerpt from Hagar's book detailing the insanity that has become Eddie Van Halen. Kind of sad, kinda funny.

Somebody needs to tell her to stop fucking yelling...

2011-02-26T18:07:40.382-06:00

Somebody needs to tell her to stop fucking yelling. Everybody on that goddamn show yells. I tolerated her for about two weeks before I realized my morning headaches were not, in fact, caused by Jim Beam but by a noisy cartoon girl with a "special needs" haircut. Banned in my house.

Sweet!!

2011-02-24T10:03:58.821-06:00

Sweet!!

Good Stuff, sir.

2011-02-24T08:44:19.637-06:00

Good Stuff, sir.

I share your contempt for the BB employees. I love...

2011-02-17T12:40:51.444-06:00

I share your contempt for the BB employees. I love the glazed look of confusion when they ask if they can help you for the 4th time in 30 minutes & you answer "ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST RETARDED??!!!".

One of your favories Childress. Happy Black Histo...

2011-02-16T20:31:56.350-06:00

One of your favories Childress. Happy Black History Month

"It tastes like the bottom of a hamster cage,...

2011-01-23T20:43:33.605-06:00

"It tastes like the bottom of a hamster cage, if the hamster's girlfriend left him and he was suicidal and really depressed and just kinda let his place go to hell."

This made me laugh a lot. Good stuff, sir.

Love it! The article, not the chewy condom crust. ...

2011-01-23T19:46:43.409-06:00

Love it! The article, not the chewy condom crust. Just to be clear.

You don't want the truth. Because deep down, i...

2011-01-23T13:32:26.765-06:00

You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want Buzz and Woody in that vagina. You need Buzz and Woody in that vagina.

This was a very disturbing picture. buzzz lightye...

2011-01-23T12:56:18.312-06:00

This was a very disturbing picture. buzzz lightyear.

Oh bless you kind sir!!! max

2011-01-16T17:12:21.618-06:00

Oh bless you kind sir!!!
max

All we are is dust in the wind dude

2011-01-12T20:00:49.927-06:00

All we are is dust in the wind dude