The Sixth Scents

For all of you "die hard" fans that have been waiting in vain all these years for Bruce Willis to release a fragrance, well "Armageddon" is here. The new Bruce Willis scent promises to have you smelling like stale cigarettes, cheap bourbon and terrorist's blood before you even open up the bottle and you'll have the ladies saying, "Yippie-Kai-Yay".  Willis is adding his name to the growing list of male celebrities that are attaching their names to colognes, including Antonio Banderas, whose fragrance is said to be based on the smell of tacos and sweat and of course, X-Men star, Alan Cummings, who promises that after one splash of Cummings in your face, you'll feel like a "different man".  Or is that "less of a man"?  Who knows?  Anyway, unlike Willis, the makers of Cummings say you won't have to worry about those pesty woman being attracted to this sexy scent. You'll be saying "Yippie-Kai-Gay" and will soon be walking down the street hand-in-hand with your new life partner, Ron.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  You can purchase Bruce Willis and even a big bottle of Cummings at a fine retailer near you.