Jersey "Whore"

President Obama is use to being attacked and taking criticism from other politicians and occasionally the media.  He's taxed more sh*t than anyone since King George.  But now he's even being attacked by the bronze trainwreck that is MTV's "Jersey Shore's" pint-sized guid-ette, Snooki.  Snooki, who is outraged by the new Tan Tax, which requires tanning salons to charge and extra 10%, took her battle with The President to Twitter, which is the preferred choice of battlegrounds in the 21st Century.  Obama, who had nothing better to do, chimed back with, "Who is Snooki?  I don't even know who she is."  Props to Barack for not knowing.  But on last night's season premier of "Jersey Shore" Snooki shot back, "McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.  Clearly, Obama can't relate to my problems because he's black and doesn't need a tan."  She went on to rant about how she would never vote for a "black dude" again but then remembered that she wasn't even registered to vote.  She then said that "all this thinking is making my head hurt", put on her Ed Hardy cap and headed to the bar, after a quick trip to the tanning salon, of course.