Congrats are in order for Hollywood pretty boy, Orlando Bloom and his new wife, Victoria's Secret model, Miranda Kerr, who just announced that they are pregnant. The pregnancy news broke Wednesday with Miranda reportedly telling friends she was expecting. "She's definitely pregnant... Miranda's thrilled. She's telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.", said one of her model friends. Most of the models were more than excited for Miranda, until she left the room that is. Coked up and eating rice cakes, many of Kerr's "friends" laughed about how fat she would get and how she wouldn't be able to puke out that baby weight. But, contrary to how important they feel, the models weren't the first to hear about The Bloom/Kerr Baby. Orlando, himself, let it slip to the hotel staff during their Honeymoon on the Caribbean isle of Anguilla last week. One hotel staffer claimed, "Bloom kept apologizing for how big of a b*tch Miranda was being. He blamed it on her pregnancy. But, we all know that she's a raving b*tch all the time. Poor Orlando." In related news, Orlando Bloom is NOT gay, which came as a surprise to many, including his wife.
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