Rebel security forces tell The Satellite that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a handgun, which is completely unnecessary, since he has the power to choke the oxygen out every teller, he demanded cash, not "useless Republic Credits either".
It's unclear whether he also found their lack of faith disturbing, but one Rebel guard says, "The teller complied with the robber's demands and gave him money from the drawer." Vader is considered "armed and dangerous". Please do not try to apprehend him, as it could result in your untimely death. If you know the whereabouts or have a tip on Vader's location, please contact your local Jedi Council. You will remain anonymous.
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