Justin Johnson of Bloomfield, IN was apprehended by police this week after forging and then trying to cash a check for "one million dollars". Authorities were called to the Eastern Heights Branch of the Bloomfield State Bank after Johnson casually handed the forged check for one million dollars through the teller window and said, with a pinkie to his mouth, "I would like to cash this check for one million dollars". The bank teller managed to obtain Johnson's drivers license by just asking and told him that she'd be "right back" with his money. She instead photocopied the license and gave it to the police, leading them straight to Johnson's home, where he was placed in custody. Johnson's bond was set at (in your best Dr.Evil voice) "ten thousand dollars".
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