Being a white American male certainly has its' benefits, but it also has an unquestionable amount of setbacks. Take for example, I really don't know any teenagers nor do I listen to the sighs of middle-aged housewives when they swoon over, the 17 year-old, Taylor "wolfboy" Lautner or Robert Edward Whats His Name from the movie Twilight. So, taking this into account, I've missed out on The Twilight Saga, for which now I am a big fan. I've just discovered that hiding in that putrid pile of teen-angsty, pale-skinned vampire crap was hiding Ms. Ashley Greene. Ms. Greene, unlike some of her co-stars is actually of legal age to purchase alcohol and has a "pertty face". I admit it, I slept through the first movie at home when my wife watched it and had no plans of seeing any of the rest of "The Saga". But, I'm a changed man and I won't be so close-minded to new things anymore. Just don't expect me to read the f*ckin' book.
Newest Twilight Fan
Being a white American male certainly has its' benefits, but it also has an unquestionable amount of setbacks. Take for example, I really don't know any teenagers nor do I listen to the sighs of middle-aged housewives when they swoon over, the 17 year-old, Taylor "wolfboy" Lautner or Robert Edward Whats His Name from the movie Twilight. So, taking this into account, I've missed out on The Twilight Saga, for which now I am a big fan. I've just discovered that hiding in that putrid pile of teen-angsty, pale-skinned vampire crap was hiding Ms. Ashley Greene. Ms. Greene, unlike some of her co-stars is actually of legal age to purchase alcohol and has a "pertty face". I admit it, I slept through the first movie at home when my wife watched it and had no plans of seeing any of the rest of "The Saga". But, I'm a changed man and I won't be so close-minded to new things anymore. Just don't expect me to read the f*ckin' book.
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