LOST: Gothopotamus in the Jefferson High School neighborhood of Boulder, Co. I let him off his leash to play with a squirrel and he ran into the woods. He answers to the name Nebula and is about 350 lbs. He was wearing a leather collar and matching studded gloves. He has skin that's as pale as the moon and pink streaks in his beautiful hair. If you see him, don't alarm him, he is very shy. Please call me, Prince Voldemort, at 303-256-1031 if you know the whereabouts of my beloved Gothopotamus. I have been in tears since his disappearance, even more than usual and I can't stop cutting myself to get attention from my parents who ignore me all the time and cater to every whim of my sister Tiffany. I'm sorry, I digress. Please call if you have any info and if my parents answer, don't ask for Prince Voldemort, ask for Trevor, as it is my mortal name.
Lost
LOST: Gothopotamus in the Jefferson High School neighborhood of Boulder, Co. I let him off his leash to play with a squirrel and he ran into the woods. He answers to the name Nebula and is about 350 lbs. He was wearing a leather collar and matching studded gloves. He has skin that's as pale as the moon and pink streaks in his beautiful hair. If you see him, don't alarm him, he is very shy. Please call me, Prince Voldemort, at 303-256-1031 if you know the whereabouts of my beloved Gothopotamus. I have been in tears since his disappearance, even more than usual and I can't stop cutting myself to get attention from my parents who ignore me all the time and cater to every whim of my sister Tiffany. I'm sorry, I digress. Please call if you have any info and if my parents answer, don't ask for Prince Voldemort, ask for Trevor, as it is my mortal name.
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