Fashion Police

A barrage of verbal punches were being thrown last weekend, as Country/Pop Starlet, Taylor Swift and Carmen Electra both strutted around Los Angeles in the same dress. When asked how she thought Swift looked in the dress, Electra replied, "I don't think the dress was made for her shape. Lanky is a shape, isn't it?" She went on to say that Swift had the body of a 13 year-old boy and should probably "eat a few hamburgers or something". The news spread quickly to Swift, who stabbed back with her teenage girl ferocity, "Carmen who?" she joked. After a taking a bite of lettuce and downing a RedBull, she became a little more vicious, "If I knew that this dress was for over-the-hill whores I wouldn't have bought it". Electra responded by saying, "Who is she calling over-the-hill?" It is also rumoured that the same dress was purchased by Rue McClanahan. Although this has not been clarified, it would certainly would support Swift's over-the-hill whore theory.

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