Hemp Hemp Hooray

Sad news from Utah this week as the inventor of The Frisbee and Commissioner of RSLS, Walter Morrison died at the age of 90. But there was not time for much mourning as the 25 member RSLS (Recreational Stuff and Leisurely Sports) council had to elect a new leader. Rumors are that there are 2 different opinions among the council as to who should be the next leader. Mike "Hambone" Hampton, who hosted the meeting in his Mom's basement said, "Yeah, there's definitely a schism here", he went on to say, "Some of the guys want Mike Marshall the Hacky Sack dude and some of the guys kinda like Jim "Foosball" Johnson." One by one council members hurried into The Hampton basement, vowing to get it right even if it took all night. The night wore on and the debate continued. They toked about till 4:20am and the sign of a new leader was finally given, in the form of white smoke from the basement window. That is when Jim "Foosball" Johnson was told he was the new commissioner of the RSLS. Johnson said that the fact that his game was played indoors played a major factor in the vote, "These dudes don't wanna go outside, they wanna smoke and play some foosball man". The council then celebrated by lighting up yet another bowl, but that bowl was cut short before it reached the end of the circle because Hambone's mom came in and ran everyone off. They will all meet again sometime this year at another site, as the Hampton's basement is no longer available.