Low Blow

Funeral services were held today for El Parkita and Espectrito Jr. two Mexican Midget Wrestlers that were killed by fake prostitutes. Authorities have said that the wrestlers were drugged by the two fake hookers at a bar and later died in a dirty Mexico City motel room. Witnesses believe that they saw the women leave the bar with their little friends after slipping them a little something in their drinks. The dosage proved to be too much for the wrestlers and the bell rang for the last time on their match of life. Mourners from all across the Mexican wrestling galaxy were present at the funeral. But the eulogy was interupted when El Muerte de Muerte, the World Heavyweight Champion, threw a folding chair at the priest and grabbed the microphone and challenged the fake prostitutes to a no-holds barred cage match at La Lucha Libre Mania XVII. No word yet as to if the Faux-Ho pair have accepted the challenge but have said that they would love to meet Muerte for a drink to discuss the match.