Jihad Spelling Bee

A recent protest in New York City has al qaida red in the face. Film crews and photographers caught this al qiada operative sticking out like a sore thumb with a sign proclaiming his hatred of juice. When asked about the photo, Al qaida spokesperson, Abbdur Rahim says, "What an idiot!" "We spend countless hours and millions of dollars getting people illegally into the U.S. and they can't even spell Jews." He went on to say, "Let's not misunderstand this, we like juice. Really. Al qaida is pro-juice. I, myself, enjoy it even more that goat's milk." Abdul Haseen, President of the Al Qaida Department of Education, reiterates, "We may hate Jews. We may hate America. But we love juice." Haseen then says, "we must educate our soldiers more good. We need to start the learning process while these children are still in their family cave. Teach them to read and write so they can better kill themselves in the name of Allah and stop embarrassing us" Our interview came to an abrupt ending when the season premier of "24" started and we were asked to leave with these parting comments from Haseen, "Death to America" and "Praise Allah"