Everything's Rosie!

Rosie O'Donnell has a new woman in her life. Rosie has been spotted with Traci Kachtick-Anders, a Texas based artist, activist, single mother of 6 and obvious lesbian. Rosie has said that she has "grown tired of the single life" and the combination of Traci's 6 kids and Rosie's 4 makes life very interesting. O'Donnell says that Kachtick-Anders has all of the qualities that she looks for in a partner. She's active in the gay community, smart, sexy and loves to bake. No word on if Kachtick-Anders finds fat, annoying bitches attractive, but she must if she's in a relationship with Rosie. It is rumored that TLC is in negotiations with the couple to produce a new reality series tentatively titled "The Butch and The Bitch plus Ten", to replace the wildly popular "Jon & Kate" series. Ken Smart, a spokesperson for TLC, says, "We're looking for something that will keep people glued to their TVs and since we can't find it, we asked Rosie if she was interested." he went on to say, "I mean c'mon, she's a train-wreck" O'Donnell has denied the TLC rumors, only saying something incoherently when asked about it because she had a cupcake in her mouth. But the word is, O'Donnell is holding out for more money and more control over production rights. Smart says, "She really wants a platform to spread her lesbian agenda and to start feuds with people that are much more successful than she is so that she can somehow stay in the spotlight, like I said, what a train-wreck."