Ramblings from The Satellite

The legendary and very funny, British author, Kingsley Amis once said "There is little point in writing if you don't annoy someone." or something like that. Like many great writers, Amis was a professional drinker and a womanizer. Well-educated and well-versed, he wrote more than 20 novels. Now, unlike Amis, I am not a great drinker nor am I a womanizer but I do my best to annoy the hell out of you. I like to think that annoy rhymes with enjoy for a reason. Things aren't always peaches and cream nor are they Peaches & Herb and I can't help but to piss some people off and have them shake their heads when they read what un-Godly thing I might have written. I'm sure there are plenty of people who pray for my soul every night and I appreciate that, really. I'm gald someone is thinking of me enough to worry about my well-being here and in the afterlife. I hope I can reach my full potential of annoyance before I die. Up till now I've only scratched the surface. So, here's to Kingsley Amis. I only wish to ramble in your wake Sir.