Into The Shredder

I realized that it has been a long time since we shredded anyone. We've just been so pre-occupied with the holidays that we've neglected our duties and by God, The Shredder is hungry. Today, Chris Henry the troubled wide reciever for the Cincinati Bengals died from injuries suffered during a domestic dispute. The often arrested Henry has been making headlines since college at West Virginia. His coach, Rich Rodriguez called him "an embarassment". After being drafted by the Bengals he continued to embarass with a string of arrests and suspensions. December 15, 2005, while being pulled over for speeding police found marijuana in Henry's shoe. He also had no valid driver's licence or insurance. He served no jail time. One month later, arrested in Orlando on gun charges including aggravated assault. He served no jail time. April 29, Henry while partying at a hotel in Kentucky allowed 3 underage girls to drink. One even accused him of sexual assault. He was sentenced to 90 days and served 2 of them. June 3rd, Henry was pulled over in Ohio for driving under the influence. He served no jail time. The list continues with Violation of probation, assault and whatever else he didn't get caught doing. After the NFL suspended him, he returned and impressed his teammates and coaches. They say he had turned his life around since he hadn't been arrested in a year. Whoopty-Do!! Well, trouble always finds guys like Chris Henry and guys like Chris Henry always find trouble. On December 16th, Chris was involved in a domestic dispute with his fiancee'. She sped off in her pick-up and henry jumped into the bed of the truck only to be thrown out. He later died from his injuries. So, Chris Henry you finally have been sentenced and you WILL be serving time for this one. To The Shredder witcha'. See you in Hell and save a seat for Pacman.