Here at the Satellite of Love, we care about the community and all of the less fortunate souls who are not as smart or as beautiful as we are. So, we're announcing our new partnership with The Department of Education to make more significant strides in math and science in our elementary schools. Eduardo Perez-Silva, Superintendent of Schools in Hanford, CA., says, "We welcome any kind of help in our schools. Because, most of the kids here are quite stupid." He then goes on to say, "Kids in our schools are pretty happy just to learn to read. They read a couple of books and then they think they're ready to get a job and be a functioning member of society. It all goes back to their parents. Stupid kids come from stupid parents. It's a viscous cycle" In our 3 months working with children, through this new program, we at The Satellite have helped at least 3 kids, and as we pointed out in our math tutorial, that is a whopping 1 kid per month average. Nice job! Just 2 long weeks ago Michael could barely count to bean much less all the way to potato. Way to go Mike! Our goal is to have more kids counting to potato in America by the year 2020 than any of our Asian brothers across the Pacific. And I tend to believe that is goal that is very attainable. A spokesperson for the Minister of Studies and Higher Eduction in Japan denied our multiple requests for an interview stating, "I don't even know what The Saterite of Ruv is, please quit reaving messages on my voicemail" I think they might be shaking in their boots a little.Monday, December 28, 2009
...and Knowing is Half the Battle
Here at the Satellite of Love, we care about the community and all of the less fortunate souls who are not as smart or as beautiful as we are. So, we're announcing our new partnership with The Department of Education to make more significant strides in math and science in our elementary schools. Eduardo Perez-Silva, Superintendent of Schools in Hanford, CA., says, "We welcome any kind of help in our schools. Because, most of the kids here are quite stupid." He then goes on to say, "Kids in our schools are pretty happy just to learn to read. They read a couple of books and then they think they're ready to get a job and be a functioning member of society. It all goes back to their parents. Stupid kids come from stupid parents. It's a viscous cycle" In our 3 months working with children, through this new program, we at The Satellite have helped at least 3 kids, and as we pointed out in our math tutorial, that is a whopping 1 kid per month average. Nice job! Just 2 long weeks ago Michael could barely count to bean much less all the way to potato. Way to go Mike! Our goal is to have more kids counting to potato in America by the year 2020 than any of our Asian brothers across the Pacific. And I tend to believe that is goal that is very attainable. A spokesperson for the Minister of Studies and Higher Eduction in Japan denied our multiple requests for an interview stating, "I don't even know what The Saterite of Ruv is, please quit reaving messages on my voicemail" I think they might be shaking in their boots a little.
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