Something Wicked This Way Comes

It was a typical day for Sara Brooks of Philadelphia, seen here in the red shirt on the left, she was walking home after work. Just like she had done everyday for the last ten years. She was looking forward to a trip to Chicago on Thanksgiving to see her folks and her brother Timmy, who is confined to a wheelchair. But when she got to the corner of 121st and Main something didn't seem right. She couldn't quite put her finger on it, but she knew that things seemed different. Was it the fact that a fat Spiderman was knelt down texting someone? Hmm, peculiar. Was it that there was a giant white bunny abducting a teenage girl or maybe it was Mickey Mouse just standing there, yeah just standing there staring at her. She then noticed that almost everyone was wearing orange t-shirts and that seemed a bit unusual. It was at this point when an anvil fell from the sky and crushed Sara Brooks. Sara would still be here today if only she had remembered to bring her umbrella. She knew that the forecast was calling for random falling anvils and yet she did not heed the advice of her local weatherman. So, the message we should all take from this is; Mind your own business and watch for anvils you stupid b*tch!