Talkin' Dirty

Attention Black Friday shoppers! Your teenager or spouse wants a new phone? I have found the phone for you. It started with a good old fashion American idea. Getting the best possible phone to the masses, because there are so many people in the world that don't have a phone and we have no idea how they've survived without one. We went to Africa and collected the finest wildebeest feces. It was then hand-crafted, by Africans not those pesky Asians, and equipped with a stick for the best reception possible. Then, for a discounted price, we sold it to the children of a very well-to-do Botswanian village. Words can't describe the joy on the faces of those children to have their very own phone. Now, we're bringing it to America. So, if you want a phone, but you don't want people constantly calling you and wondering where you are or your tired of dropped calls. Well, my friend, Dung Phone is for you.